• an episode of supernatural: a summary
  • person: screams
  • person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
  • person: well fuck
  • DUN DUN
  • ~supernatural~
  • sam: hey dean
  • dean: no sam i'll protect you
  • sam: uh
  • dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
  • sam: ok dean
  • sam and dean: we're cops
  • everyone: lol ok
  • sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
  • some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
  • sam and dean: wat about u
  • relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
  • sam and dean: no you didn't
  • relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
  • sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
  • later~
  • sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
  • dean: cheeseburger
  • sam: research
  • dean: diner food
  • sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
  • bobby: idjits
  • sam and dean: fight creature
  • creature: lol no
  • sam: it... not ded???? how???????
  • dean: sassy comment~
  • relative of dead: hey what's the haps
  • dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
  • relative of dead: WHAT
  • relative of dead: ok
  • sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
  • dean: i'll protect u
  • sam: .......................................................k
  • sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
  • dean: looking into the fire with passion
  • sam: dean wtf
  • dean: i don't want to talk about it
  • sam: ok-
  • dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
  • sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
  • dean: wow frick u sam
  • eric kripke: haha later bitches

more-like-tardass:

punkmarauder:

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing