fydollapenisho:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

WAIT REAL QUICK THOUGH. I’m pretty sure that’s a fucking seal swimming through the school in the top image. Which means IT’S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT THE FISH. Meanwhile on the bottom we see the symbiatic relationship between a shark and pilot fish. The shark provides the pilot fish with protection from predators like that asshole seal up there and food in the way of microorganisms that grow on the fins/scales of the shark. Meanwhile the pilot fish protect the shark from infection by cleaning those microorganisms off him/her.
So basically whatever fedora-wearing friendzoned nerd made this is saying is: “nice guys” are trying to kill/eat women or their families while “assholes” live in a mutually beneficial arrangement with women. 

fydollapenisho:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

WAIT REAL QUICK THOUGH. I’m pretty sure that’s a fucking seal swimming through the school in the top image. Which means IT’S PROBABLY TRYING TO EAT THE FISH. Meanwhile on the bottom we see the symbiatic relationship between a shark and pilot fish. The shark provides the pilot fish with protection from predators like that asshole seal up there and food in the way of microorganisms that grow on the fins/scales of the shark. Meanwhile the pilot fish protect the shark from infection by cleaning those microorganisms off him/her.

So basically whatever fedora-wearing friendzoned nerd made this is saying is: “nice guys” are trying to kill/eat women or their families while “assholes” live in a mutually beneficial arrangement with women. 

Reblogged from theyellowninja

brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

Reblogged from jesuschristvevo